Ptero Bow should be finished by the end of the year.
Dude, it looks mean.
And he already doesn’t like you.
The other day I bought 20 new pets.
These are black crickets that they sell in pet shops for live food for lizards and spiders and other reptile animals that I am not allowed to keep since marriage took place.
I bought them because they make a nice chirrup sound.
Very cool, that sound.
Reminds me of a summers night, all warm and stuff.
I named then of course.
One is called Eric and the other is called Janet. The next one is called Eric 2 and then comes Janet 2. After that there is Eric 3 and Janet 3 .
They very happy in their housie and the males sing pretty little chirrup songs to all the Janets in the ‘hood.
Unfortunately, there was a JEALOUS male Eric 8 who wanted to have sex with Janet 4.
Janet 4 was however hung up on Eric 6 and didn’t want to know ANYTHING about Eric 8.
So Eric 8 got hold Janet 3 and because she was going through a divorce and needed money because her ex husband was a douche cricket and wasn’t paying maintenance, she agreed to do the job.
I am still conducting an ongoing investigation, but from what the witnesses tell me it is a cut and dried case.
Murder by jealousy.
Watch this space for further developments.
This is Hans’ version of Bunny Chow.
Bunny chow comes from Durban.
It is a hollowed out half loaf and filled with curry and slap chips.
We used to live off it when we were young with the munchies.
My version has a beef goulash in it, made by my personal chef Anne.
Dude, don’t think my boep is not growing.
This is a combo savory and asparagus like quiche pie.
De frikken licious.